Description

Shout-out to all Plant Parents!!! What are your kids like? Succulents? Orchids? Snake plants? Peace lilies? Philodendrons? Air plants? We love ’em all. And we love you…if you have a Need for Seed. (Wiping poo off human kids’ butts? YUCK. No thanks. Plant kids soil themselves all the time, and it’s not gross at all. Check, and mate.)

BONUS: These sunnies come with a PLANTABLE SEED CARD!!! (The seeds are embedded in the paper. If it grows something illegal, we’re not liable.)

MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES
Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors

NO SLIP
Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

NO BOUNCE
Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.

ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.

ALL ORIGINALS
A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late 00s.)